Post by Clopin on Jun 10, 2016 5:23:22 GMT
Dear Guest,
How's your workload? Heavy, right?
Are your muscles tense with stress?
How many pills did you take for that migraine this morning?
Soon, your job performance is going to suffer, which you undoubtedly know. Without that job, you go hungry, and so does everybody else depending on you.
Studies have shown that a nice break somewhere with a tan, French masseuse named Michél, where they play smooth jazz and keep the kids quiet as mice takes you home twice as strong, twice as happy, and twice as likely to sleep better.
Ah. Sleep. I'm sure you remember that. How's a vacation like this sound to you?
With a price that alone will make you want to dance, the five-star Hotel California boasts a serene atmosphere on the grounds for those who just want to relax in the spa or enjoy a five-star meal after a long nap in a comfortable king-sized bed.
With gorgeous Victorian architecture and spacious, richly decorated rooms complete with plasma screen television and a guaranteed jaw-dropping view of our acres and acres of forest surrounding, your future suite could lack only one object: adventure.
Should relaxation ever bore you, God forbid, our cerulean swimming pool, hiking trails, rose garden, and architectural tour are filled with surprises beyond your wildest dreams. There's also an entire city for you to explore to your heart's content!
Don’t believe us? Keep an eye out for fellow guests, whose star status maybe just a little out of this world, but beware our ghosts. The Hotel California is the perfect marriage of tranquility and excitement, and should you ever check in, we guarantee you will never, ever want to leave.
Our best wishes,
